“When I started reading poetry, I noticed that I was especially attracted to the poems that were practical. Sure you can construct poetry about love, hate, and politics. However, you can also write poetry about the simple things of life, things people experience on a regular basis; that’s why I wrote Poetry For Guys.”

 

Some of the topics of the poems  Aluminum Can Crusher Barber Shop Shave CB Radios Chainsaw Passion Cleaning Paintbrushes Clogged Sewer Drain Connect the dots Diet coke can    Dog Nails Fourth of July Garage Floor Stains    Girl's T-ball Practice 9am Insulation Jesus was buff Lawnmower Love Leaving the garage at 11pm Men’s Locker Room Nature Calls No Trespassing /Sleeveless t-shirt Overheated Cars Small Town Banks Starbucks The barber in town Things I want my kids to know Tight Bolt    Transmissions    Upside Down Socket Hair on my back

 

No Trespassing   Why is it All the good mushroom hunting spots are in the woods behind no trespassing signs? A better question though is how do I know this?  Jesus was Buff The cross wasn’t built with 2”x4”x8’s. More like 1’x1’x 12s’ with a weight of 125 pounds. He carried that through the streets no two wheel dolly to go over the rocky uneven roads. He also pulled nets full of fish from the sea even with disciple help 200-300 ponds rope burns galore for all. They say he was a carpenter mega-calluses tons of splinters no Neosporin or band-aids. No power tools he was the power tool and still is for many today. They paint him small & skinny. Nope, Jesus was buff. That’s why he can handle problems he wasn’t a wimp. Sure he was the son of God but he had to be ripped! When he ascended to heaven with the gunshow he had to have he probably flew. If only scripture had talked of sleeveless “muscle” robes or a 1,000 CC mule.